22 4 / 2014

22 4 / 2014

nonabones:

genderfluidsirius:

no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture

5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations

11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration

everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain

that is so fucking cute and hilarious

(via twistedtheuntoldstory)

22 4 / 2014

wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

(Source: 42g33ks, via general-zod-likes-to-dance)

22 4 / 2014

vagisodium:

my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that

(Source: trashboat, via shingekinodestiel)

22 4 / 2014

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

(via twistedtheuntoldstory)

22 4 / 2014

22 4 / 2014

Places I’m Itching To Go: Osaka Pokemon Center, Japan

(Source: mercerism, via thisisurheichouspeaking)

22 4 / 2014

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via harryashe)

22 4 / 2014

(Source: g-iggle, via shingekinodestiel)

22 4 / 2014

madman-and-still-not-ginger:

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY

(via allofmylovetess)